I got my first injury at work today. I only noticed it was there when I saw blood dripping onto the floor. The first thought that crossed my mind was, “Awh! Look what I did! It’s so cute! I need a bandaid though!” When I texted my boyfriend to tell him about I said, “AWH! Sliced my thumb at work! IT’S SO CUTE!” He replied back with, “You’re the weirdest fucking person I know. Knowing you it was probably pretty bad and you think it’s CUTE.”
BUT If that shit had been a teensy bit higher and sliced into my thumb knuckle tattoo, I would NOT be thinking it was adorable.
But really, it’s cute.
See? I haz a bandaid! AWH. …yeah I’m still 6 years old and get excited when I get to wear bandaids.
Yes I have exclamation marks tattooed on my middle fingers (steal my idea and I will KILL you.) And yes I have an arrow on my right index finger. Fuck you, I’m clever. My thumb knuckle tattoos are clever (and HUGELY immature and offensive) too, but most of you already know what those are. Hehe.